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From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, “One month after I die I want you to marry Samy.”
“Samy! But he is your enemy !” “Yes, I know that ! I’ve suffered all these years so let him suffer now.”

Husband & Wife - Why divorce?
In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: “Your honor, I want to divorce my husband.”
“But why ?” asked the judge. She replied, “Because he is not faithful to me.”
The judge asked, “How do you know ?” She replied, “My lord, not a single child resembles him.”